1. I said I would use my "pimp hand" to my dog (because I *do* talk to him) and he must have went upstairs and decided to get me back by wrecking havoc on my carpet. In a way that only a dog could.
2. I was given a pen that said Men with a line through it on one side as well as "Womens equality" or something along those lines written on it.
3. A friend gave me a coconut that was carved to look like bob marley.
4. My parents saying that they want to move to amsterdam because pot is legal there.
5. My grandfather asking if prostitution is legal in amsterdam.
All of these things in one day!
Holy moley Batman!